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List of gentlemen that I admire and greatly esteem
I will be ignoring my restriction against all caps for this page.

1. Paul Newman

HAWT.

2. Gregory Peck

HOT DAMN.

3. Kermit the Frog

SO CUTE.

4. Ryan Gosling

I am cognizant of the fact that you’re not conventionally attractive, but yet…

*FANS SELF*

5. Mr. Darcy

YOU STARE A LOT. BUT I LIKE IT.

6. Dan Rydell

YES I KNOW YOU’RE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, BUT I STILL THINK YOU’RE QUITE CHARMING.